Letter to Siripala - Interesting one!
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    Letter to Siripala-



    My dear
    Siripala,

    I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
    I'm writing
    this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't
    live
    where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper
    that
    most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
    I won't be
    able to send the address as the last tenant who stayed here
    took the house
    number with them for their new house so they would not have
    to change their
    address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take
    our earlier address
    plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

    This place is
    really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above
    the toilet,
    I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts,
    pulled the chain
    and haven't seen them since.

    The weather here isn't too bad. It rained
    only twice last week.
    The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for
    4 days.

    The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a
    little
    too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut
    them off
    and put them in the pocket.

    Your father has another job. He
    has 500 men under him. He is cutting
    the grass at Kanaththa.

    By the
    way I took nangi to our club's poolside. The manager is Andare.
    He told her
    that a two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club.
    We were confused
    as to which piece should be removed?

    Your akka had a baby this morning. I
    haven't found out whether it is a
    girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you
    are an Aunt or Uncle.

    Your Uncle, Sunil fell in the nearby well. Some men
    tried to pull him
    out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
    cremated him
    and he burned for 3 days.

    Your best friend, Nimal is no
    more. He died trying to fulfill his
    father's last wishes. His father had
    wished to be buried in the sea
    after he died. And your friend died while in
    the process of digging
    a grave for his father.

    There isn't much more
    news this time. Nothing much has happened.

    Love Mum.

    P.S.:
    Siripala, I was going to send you some money but by the time
    I realized, I
    had already sealed off this
    letter.

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